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Postal Dude
Category PC / Computer
Game
Section
Voices
Submitters EscapeRouteBritish, serino
Size 41.65 MB
Format ZIP (application/zip)
Hits 16,154
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Zip Contents[400]
  • !credit.txt
  • Aaah, now you can't say I never gave you anything for father's day.wav
  • A Christmas tree? Guess it's never too early to introduce some major fire hazard into the home.wav
  • Ah, can't forget Uncle Dave's birthday. He always throws such excellent parties at the compound.wav
  • Ah, hell bite my ass, that stuff is addictive.wav
  • Ah, jail, a small slice of urine-stained heaven. With a little sodomy on the side.wav
  • Ah, Krotchy, the hottest new toy this year. Hope they still have some in stock.wav
  • Ah, that's gonna be sore tomorrow 1.wav
  • Ah, that's gonna be sore tomorrow 2.wav
  • Ah, that's the stuff 1.wav
  • Ah, that's the stuff 2.wav
  • Ah, there it is.wav
  • Ah, this must be the one.wav
  • Ah, time to part-ay with mr. Napalm!.wav
  • Ah, voting day. The system may be flawed, but I'll do it because I care.wav
  • Ah, withdrawals a bitch.wav
  • Ah.wav
  • A little scruffy.wav
  • And another one bites the dust.wav
  • And done.wav
  • And Joe Bob, son of Billy Joe Bob!.wav
  • And one 'cause you're fugly.wav
  • And one because I have ammo left.wav
  • And one for Bobo the space monkey.wav
  • And one for little Johnny.wav
  • And one for President Hillary.wav
  • And one for Stephen Hawking.wav
  • And one for the pope 1.wav
  • And one for the pope 2.wav
  • And one for uncle dad.wav
  • And one for your mother.wav
  • And one just because I can.wav
  • And one more group offended. Guess I'm just not a people person. Good thing I have Kevlar! Wait, do I have Kevlar?.wav
  • And one to grow on.wav
  • And ready, go.wav
  • And steaks for the Psychotic Friends Network barbeque.wav
  • Are you gonna sign this or will it be your surviving family members?.wav
  • Are you saving, again?.wav
  • Aw, cold turkey.wav
  • Bless me, father, for I have really sinned. Really, I'm not kidding here. Big sinner. Yep.wav
  • But, I just started yesterday!.wav
  • But how much trouble can I get into at a police station? Hmm.wav
  • Butt sauce.wav
  • Can't we all just get along?.wav
  • Can't we all just get along? Guess not. I better watch out for those guys from now on.wav
  • Choking.wav
  • Close enough 1.wav
  • Close enough 2.wav
  • Come on, hurry up. I know you got minorities to oppress.wav
  • Crap, now I'm gonna have to find it myself. They probably keep 'em in the back room.wav
  • Crap, sold out. Figures, there are plenty of Larrys left.wav
  • Crap. I thought I'd be home by now.wav
  • Crap. Looks like everyone in town had the same idea.wav
  • Damn, do all these people look alike or what?.wav
  • Damn, here I was minding my own business just enjoying my second amendment rights, and you people have to freak out on me.wav
  • Damn, I'm an idiot. Maybe I should check the map.wav
  • Damn, I can't even tell who that will count for.wav
  • Damn, looks like it's not gonna be so easy to get home this time.wav
  • Damn, that stinks.wav
  • Damn, who will cash my check now? Maybe I'll cash it myself in the vault.wav
  • Damn, who will cash my check now? Maybe I'll go cash it myself in the vault.wav
  • Definitely some inbreeding going on here.wav
  • Did I ask for cheese?.wav
  • Didn't you just save?.wav
  • Did someone slaughter a goat in here? No, seriously, I wanna know.wav
  • Does my voice annoy you? 1.wav
  • Does my voice annoy you? 2.wav
  • Doesn't take a genius to guess what will happen the next time one of them sees me.wav
  • Don't crowd, there's plenty for everyone.wav
  • Don't these people have jobs?.wav
  • DudeDialog_uax-0000000357.wav
  • Eh, I guess I better get started.wav
  • Fascinating.wav
  • Fuck 1.wav
  • Fuck 2.wav
  • Fuck 3.wav
  • Fuck 4.wav
  • Fuck me, I better get home 1.wav
  • Fuck me, I better get home 2.wav
  • Fuck you.wav
  • Gah, I feel like I'll get hepatitis if I touch anything in this fucking town.wav
  • Gee, I hope nobody is taping this.wav
  • Gee, that wasn't so awful.wav
  • Get down!.wav
  • Get down if you don't wanna die.wav
  • Get the FUCK down!.wav
  • Gimme some money.wav
  • Glad to see my tax dollars aren't going to waste.wav
  • God, what's that awful stench?.wav
  • Go long!.wav
  • Go see Vince.wav
  • Grandfather of Jimmy Joe Billy Bob, cousin of Johnny Joe Billy Jimbo Bob.wav
  • Guess I better find the drop box 1.wav
  • Guess I better find the drop box 2.wav
  • Guess I need to get up to the top floor.wav
  • Guess I need to go here for that.wav
  • Guns don't kill people. I do.wav
  • Have a nice day.wav
  • He didn't.. I didn't...wav
  • He he he ha ha ha ha.wav
  • Hell, I needed a vacation anyway.wav
  • Hello, miss. I need to buy some napalm. Uh, to kill weeds in my loan, as far as you know.wav
  • Hello, Mr. Coleman. I love Facts of Life! You ever do that Leather Tuscadero chick?.wav
  • Here's some lead for you to recycle.wav
  • Here's your tax relief.wav
  • Here, catch.wav
  • Here it is.wav
  • Here you go, uncle Dave. Happy fucking birthday.wav
  • Hey! Now I can't feel MY legs!.wav
  • Hey, Ayatollah. How about some service over here?.wav
  • Hey, I am just exercising my second amendment rights here, ya fucking communist.wav
  • Hey, I know. You've fallen and you can't get up.wav
  • Hey, it's not my fault. Book the kid with the keyboard.wav
  • Hey, liberace, catch.wav
  • Hey, look! It's uncle Dad!.wav
  • Hey, mascot. I need a bad touch Krotchy.wav
  • Hey, they left the door unlocked again.wav
  • Hey Ayatollah, how about some service over here?.wav
  • Hey Chico, I need an alternator for an '87 DeFuckYou.wav
  • Hi.wav
  • Hi there.wav
  • Hi there. Would you like to sign my petition?.wav
  • Hmm, a long line. I suppose it was inevitable.wav
  • Hmm, I suspect the motorcade will pass by without incident due to the fact that all the cars in this town seem to be useless, exploding props.wav
  • Hmm, let me fix that.wav
  • Hmm, maybe I should have waited for him to tell me where it is. Guess I'll have to find it myself now.wav
  • Hmm. All outta cash 1.wav
  • Hmm. All outta cash 2.wav
  • Hmm. It's been awhile since I've confessed. Hope I can remember everything.wav
  • Hmm. Looks like the chad is still hanging on that on, but I'm sure they'll count it.wav
  • Hmm. Normally I'd expect a fancy cinematic to explain such a crucial story element. The font is nice, though.wav
  • Hmm. Nothing a coat of paint and some antibiotics can't cure.wav
  • Hmm. Those weeds are getting pretty tall. Gonna need something extra strong.wav
  • Hmm.wav
  • Hmm. While I'm in the neighborhood, I suppose I should leave something for the old man.wav
  • Holy shit! I am not racist; these people really DO all look alike!.wav
  • How'd you like it if somebody called YOU a lunatic?.wav
  • How's this sound? You give me that last Krotchy doll you've got hidden up your ass, and I'll give you this freshly autographed Gary Coleman book.wav
  • How convenient.wav
  • I'd like a hot number 2 to go.wav
  • I'd like to cash this pitiful and embarrassing check please.wav
  • I'll bet that door is unlocked.wav
  • I'm bored already.wav
  • I'm here to pay for this trumped up addition to some highway patrolmen's retirement fund.wav
  • I'm here to pick up my normal clothes.wav
  • I'm really gonna bust if I don't take a piss immediately.wav
  • I'm sorry, apparently I'm feeling a little psychotic this morning.wav
  • I'm sorry. I meant to do THIS.wav
  • I'm sorry 1.wav
  • I'm sorry 2.wav
  • I'm so wrong.wav
  • I'm so wrong 2.wav
  • I'm sure that seemed intuitive in the design docs.wav
  • I've got a note that says there's a package for me. Last name's Dude.wav
  • I've really gotta take a leak.wav
  • I am an equal opportunity lunatic.wav
  • I AM the law! Ha ha ha!.wav
  • I better drop this off at the arcade before anything bad happens to it.wav
  • I better get my ass home before some psycho shoots it off.wav
  • I better get out of here.wav
  • I can't buy that.wav
  • I can relate, bro.wav
  • I definitely need more of that.wav
  • I didn't expect that.wav
  • I don't feel so good.wav
  • I don't think so 1.wav
  • I don't think so 2.wav
  • I feel better already 1.wav
  • I feel better already 2.wav
  • I feel like shit.wav
  • If there were stricter gun laws, this sort of thing wouldn't happened.wav
  • If you say so 1.wav
  • If you say so 2.wav
  • I gotta find more of that good stuff.wav
  • I got your affirmative action.wav
  • I guess this crap ain't gonna get done by itself.wav
  • I have faith the system will set me free.wav
  • I hope the bitch appreciates the trouble I went to.wav
  • I knew it 1.wav
  • I knew it 2.wav
  • I knew that stuff wasn't good for me.wav
  • I know what you're thinking, but the funny thing is, I don't even like video games.wav
  • I need some stakes for the Psychotic Friends Network barbecue.wav
  • I need to take a piss.wav
  • I regret nothing 1.wav
  • I regret nothing 2.wav
  • I suppose it would have been more politically correct to kill the women and the minorities first.wav
  • It's for my mother, I swear.wav
  • I think I'll need to keep an eye out for these folks. They're definitely hazardous to my health.wav
  • I was pretty hungover yesterday, but I think I remember where I work.wav
  • I was wondering where the drop box is. Probably way in the back 1.wav
  • I was wondering where the drop box is. Probably way in the back 2.wav
  • I wonder how much these go for on eBay.wav
  • I wonder if he'll say that Willis thing. Maybe I'll ask, I'll bet he likes that.wav
  • Jeez, I better get that looked at.wav
  • Jeez, if the sheriff turns out to be numbnuts, I'm gonna kill everyone and then myself.wav
  • Jeez, looks like a goddamn town meeting.wav
  • Jeez, people must have been pissing on that wall for a thousand years.wav
  • Jeez, the walk home seems longer this time.wav
  • Jeez, whoever designed this town was on serious crack.wav
  • Just call me Dr. Euthanasia.wav
  • Just kidding.wav
  • Laugh.wav
  • Let's see.wav
  • Look, just sign this stupid petition. I've got stuff to do.wav
  • Look, we both know you have one of those toys stuffed up your ass. How much do you want for it?.wav
  • Man, I can't go home looking like this. I better go pick up my dry cleaning.wav
  • Man, I sure hope I get to sleep in tomorrow.wav
  • Man, this apocalypse is some heavy shit.wav
  • Man, what these game developers won't do for a buck. At least it's educational.wav
  • Man. I gotta stop smoking this crap.wav
  • Maybe I should keep that.wav
  • Maybe I should try to escape.wav
  • Mission accomplished. With extreme prejudice.wav
  • Mmm, I'm experiencing a sort of burning, itching, spewing kind of effect.wav
  • Mmm, I think I need that.wav
  • Mmm, smells like chicken.wav
  • Mmm, this seems like a good route.wav
  • Mmm-hmm.wav
  • Mmm. Guess I can do that anywhere.wav
  • Mmm. Slow roasted goodness 1.wav
  • Mmm. Slow roasted goodness 2.wav
  • Mmm. That stuff really works.wav
  • Move along.wav
  • My bad 1.wav
  • My bad 2.wav
  • My bad 3.wav
  • My grandmother could beat the game if she saved as much as you do.wav
  • My president IS Chuck Heston. Here's your rebate ya damn dirty apes.wav
  • Next.wav
  • Nice catch 1.wav
  • Nice catch 2.wav
  • No, more.wav
  • No, really, does the sound of my voice get on your nerves? It bugs me sometimes.wav
  • No 1.wav
  • No 2.wav
  • No jail can hold me.wav
  • Nope.wav
  • No problem.wav
  • No problemo.wav
  • Not a chance 1.wav
  • Not a chance 2.wav
  • Nothing to see here.wav
  • Not right.wav
  • Not that one.wav
  • Now I'm gonna have to find it myself.wav
  • Now I can see the music.wav
  • Now THAT'S what I call welfare reform.wav
  • Now the flowers will grow.wav
  • Now where is that?.wav
  • Oh, great. Now my day is complete 1.wav
  • Oh, great. Now my day is complete 2.wav
  • Oh, I definitely need to get this looked at.wav
  • Oh, I get it.wav
  • Oh, like that's NOT gonna get me into trouble.wav
  • Oh, look. I still have my matches.wav
  • Oh, medicare ain't covering THAT.wav
  • Oh, mommy!.wav
  • Oh, my head.wav
  • Oh, my nads 1.wav
  • Oh, my nads 2.wav
  • Oh, my spleen's poking out.wav
  • Oh, that can't be good.wav
  • Oh, there's another one.wav
  • Oh, this is gonna be an expensive repair job.wav
  • Oh, yeah.wav
  • Oh look, they left the door unlocked.wav
  • Oh man, I gotta take a wicked leak.wav
  • Oh my God. I'm the damn Gump!.wav
  • Oh yeah, gotta get that petition signed. Good thing I'm a people person.wav
  • Oh yeah, like I'll ever find THAT.wav
  • Okay, copper, take me in.wav
  • Okay 1.wav
  • Okay 2.wav
  • One for Jimmy, the flipper baby.wav
  • One for mom.wav
  • Only my weapon understands me.wav
  • Ooh! Can't forget to pick up that package. Wonder what's in it.wav
  • Ooh, Gary's in town. I used to love What's Happening.wav
  • Ooh, right in the stuff.wav
  • Ooh, that's gonna be quite a wait.wav
  • Ooh, that's gotta hurt.wav
  • Ooh, there's one!.wav
  • Ooo, Krotchy gets his own day! Why do I suspect the mayor owns stock in this toy company? Guess I'm just jaded and cynical.wav
  • Oooh... Yeah!.wav
  • Oops, botched that one. I wonder how much his remains would go for on eBay.wav
  • Oops, that was impetuous of me. Now I'm gonna have to find it myself. Probably through THAT door.wav
  • Oops 1.wav
  • Oops 2.wav
  • Ow, my clavichord.wav
  • Ow. Ooh, that can't be good.wav
  • Ow. So that's how that feels like.wav
  • Pain 1.wav
  • Pain 2.wav
  • Pain 3.wav
  • Pain 4.wav
  • Pain 5.wav
  • Pain 6.wav
  • Pain 7.wav
  • Pain 8.wav
  • Pain 9.wav
  • Pain 10.wav
  • Pick up some milk...wav
  • Please don't think I'm a bigot. I kill races equally.wav
  • Right about now I bet you feel pretty silly putting all that money into your IRA.wav
  • Say, I'm pretty good at this.wav
  • Say, that actually smells kinda good.wav
  • Say, what's this?.wav
  • Score some cash. Excellent.wav
  • Shit, bet if I had looked at the map I would've known this was blocked.wav
  • Shit, didn't go through all the way, but they can obviously tell what my intention was.wav
  • Shit. How far away do I live anyway?.wav
  • Shit. Now I'm gonna have to cure myself.wav
  • Shit 1.wav
  • Shit 2.wav
  • Shit 3.wav
  • Shit 4.wav
  • Shut up, moron.wav
  • Sign my petition, damn it!.wav
  • Sign this petition or I'll follow you home and kill your dog.wav
  • Sissy.wav
  • Someone stole my doughnuts, and now you're all gonna pay!.wav
  • Sorry, folks. The bible backs me up on this one.wav
  • Sorry.wav
  • So THAT'S what that does.wav
  • So THAT'S what that smells like.wav
  • Sounds reasonable.wav
  • Stupid alternator.wav
  • Stupid book. Gary Coleman's autobiography would've been more interesting.wav
  • Stupid library book. Bitch can't even read.wav
  • Sure 1.wav
  • Sure 2.wav
  • Sweet.wav
  • Thanks 1.wav
  • Thanks 2.wav
  • That's clearly wrong.wav
  • That's definitely gonna be on my permanent record.wav
  • That's gonna leave a mark.wav
  • That's the one! Er, wait, no.wav
  • That's the one.wav
  • That's the ticket.wav
  • That can't be good.wav
  • That looks like the place.wav
  • That Viagra shit works.wav
  • That was bad of me, wasn't it?.wav
  • That was bad of me. Wasn't it?.wav
  • That was impetuous of me. I wonder where they keep the napalm. Well, I bet I can find it.wav
  • The gene pool is stagnant, and I am the minister of chlorine.wav
  • There we go.wav
  • This better be damn fine stakes for all that bullshit.wav
  • This can't be good for me, but I feel great.wav
  • This is gonna be sweet.wav
  • This is so humiliating.wav
  • This is surprisingly satisfying.wav
  • Time to head home.wav
  • Today's the first day of the end of your lives.wav
  • Too dry.wav
  • Too easy.wav
  • Ugh, are you storing cadavers in here? Someone light a match. Wait, bad idea.wav
  • Ugh, excuse me while I push my internals back in.wav
  • Ugh, I knew I shouldn't have smoked that crap.wav
  • Ugh, what a bunch of fanboys. Hope I get an autograph.wav
  • Ugh.wav
  • Ugh 2.wav
  • Ugh 3.wav
  • Ugh 4.wav
  • Ugh 5.wav
  • Uh-uh.wav
  • Usually this town is crawling with cops. Figures. They're gone when you finally need some.wav
  • Video games don't kill people. I do.wav
  • Was THAT supposed to happen?.wav
  • Well, I guess I don't have to pay now.wav
  • Well, I guess I don't have to pay now 2.wav
  • Well, these errands aren't gonna do themselves.wav
  • Well, those people didn't seem very happy with me at all. Better watch my ass.wav
  • Well, who'd have thought THAT would happen?.wav
  • What for? All the cars in this town seem to be props anyway.wav
  • What fucking moron designed this?.wav
  • Where the hell am I?.wav
  • Why does this not surprise me?.wav
  • Wo-ho, In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida, baby.wav
  • Woah! The walls are melting. Groo-vy!.wav
  • Would it be safe to say your family tree is a mobius loop?.wav
  • Would you please sign my petition?.wav
  • Wow, Uncle Dave's having a party!.wav
  • Yeah, baby, I AM the lizard king!.wav
  • Yeah, that's what they all say.wav
  • Yeah, that looks like enough.wav
  • Yeah yeah, blah blah, just cuff me already, big man.wav
  • Yes! 1.wav
  • Yes! 2.wav
  • Yes! 3.wav
  • Yes.wav
  • You go, girl.wav
  • You gotta be fucking kidding 1.wav
  • You gotta be fucking kidding 2.wav
  • You gotta be fucking kidding 3.wav
  • You just know there's gonna be some variety of pickled testicles in here somewhere.wav
  • You probably think I'm not a nice person.wav
  • You probably thought you weren't gonna die today. Surprise!.wav
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Mar 22, 2021, 11:01 AM
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